should i sell my eggs for fob tickets
This is the only known photo that captures what’s known as the Disembodied Fedora, which is believed to be the ghost of notable MRA Jon Notalman. Legend has it that on April 20, 2013, Jon was home playing his favorite video game, Call of Duty, when he was suddenly and unfairly losing to a mysterious gamer. Puzzled, he adjusted his fedora and continued to play. Soon, he realized that the winning gamer wasn’t a normal gamer, but a girl gamer. This infuriated Jon, and he was convinced she was a fake geek girl who was cheating just to get guys’ attention. While preoccupied with the fact that a gross female was playing a game that was obviously made for the manliest of manly men, Jon lost to the gamer girl. In a rage, Jon had bolted out of his mother’s basement to blow off steam. He ran out into the dark night despite the oncoming storm. He walked down the road wearing all black and muttering profanities. As loud thunder clapped, rain started to pour, and Jon turned back to go home. Suddenly, headlights flashed and car tires screeched. Jon died that night.
And now his spirit is known to inhabit the shape of his signature fedora, and haunts all fake geek girls and feminazis as revenge for causing his wrongful death. There are three signs that signal the Disembodied Fedora’s haunting: First, the overwhelming odor of Monster Energy Drink will flood the room. Second, you will start to itch around your neck, as if you had a beard there. Lastly, a trail of Cheeto dust will appear, leading to the Fedora.
Thankfully, there have been no known cases of anyone getting hurt from a Fedora haunting. The most that has ever been reported was a headache from the unironic, sinister moans of “Not all men are like that…!” and “Read my MLP fanfiction…!!” Apparently, Fluttershy and PinkiePie are totally headcanon.
back at it again with PPG fanart
just tell me, since WHEN,
was bubbles fat and buttercup a man?
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS
“kyoko stop arguing with sayaka
i will turn this timeline around i swear to god”
The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.
What did they have in common?
me giving a class presentation
someone should make me a cute icon of pearl from steven universe because she is my fav and i love her eternally also i would make my own but lack of talent and lack of motivation prevents me from doing so
i haven’t seen avril lavigne’s hello kitty vid yet so i’ll watch it now i guess
is this a joke
Hatsune Miku - Rolling Girl
America’s First Cat Café Opens: Drink Coffee Alongside Adorable Cats
Yesterday, America’s first cat café opened in New York City. Cat lovers, you now have only three more day to sip coffee and eat pastries alongside adorable cats! Purina One teamed up with the North Shore Animal League, the country’s largest no-kill shelter, to create this pop-up café that’s the temporary home to rescue cats. While the concept of a cat café has been around for a while, with Asia and Europe leading the way, this is the first time one has opened in the United States. Two permanent cat cafés are scheduled to open in San Francisco this year.
The concept is simple. Visitors pay an hourly fee or cover charge to sit and lounge with cats. This one, on 168 Bowery, is free. Sixteen cats roam the premises and you’re welcome to pick one up and snuggle with it. If you fall in love with a particular one, you can even adopt it! (Read about each individual cat, here. Looks like “Sushi” is featured in the photo, above.) To get your feline fix, stop by the store from 10a to 7p each day till April 27. If you’d like to learn a little something, you can listen to different cat experts talk about cat health and behavior. The store’s capacity is limited to just 65 people, so you may have to wait in line.
Via My Modern Met